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Joke of the Day
"I'm selling a used French rifle Never been fired, only dropped once."
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"Chuck Norris plays racquetball with a waffle iron and a bowling ball."
"I never argue, I just explain why I'm right."
"The Wifi and the deodorant of the person sitting next to me on this flight did not work :("
"Reddit's post limit reminds me of the Cleveland Show 1 joke every 10 minutes."
"Where do homeless accountants live? In a tax shelter. Blame GROCO PCA"
"Why is Uhura black? Because William shat on her."
"I just found out my cousin and her husband are pregnant Everyone keeps saying they don't know the sex but I am pretty sure it wasn't anal"
"What's the difference between a toddler and a bag of cocaine? Eric Clapton would *never* let a bag of cocaine fall out the window."
"Sorry I'm late, guys. SOMEbody.. *gestures at wife* told me this knife fight started at.. *sees everyone holding guns* FANtastic, Ellen"