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Joke of the Day
"Apparently there's enough room in my mouth to put more than one foot."
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"Wondering why ""cuck"" has become the new insult of choice among basement dwellers and neck beards? They finally found an insult that can never be used against them."
"Guys with a small penis seem to overcompensate by being a huge dick."
"What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Princess Diana? Tiger Woods had a better driver"
"Have you guys heard the one about the child with aids? It never gets old"
"What do you give an actor playing the role of an angry street gang member? Mad props..."
"Did you know that Dublin, CA has the fastest growing population of all time? The populations always Dublin'. :D"
"I let friend's kid call my ex & say ""Are you really my daddy?"" while I'm in the background yelling ""hang up the phone,he doesn't want you!"""
"What was Bob Marley's favourite font? Sans Sheriff!"
"What does your mom and your driveway have in common? They both have a GARBAGE box."