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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a chinese guy with a long penis? Long Wang... or nonexistent whatever you prefer"
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"A Neutron walks into a bar ""I'd like a beer,"" he says. The bartender promptly serves up a beer. ""How much will that be?"" asks the neutron. ""For you?"" replies the bartender, ""no charge."""
"The Cheesiest Joke I Know What did the cracker say to the slice of cheddar? ""Say, you're looking mighty sharp today!"" To which the cheddar replied, ""Fuck you, white boy."""
"You can learn a lot about a man based on how he responds to a bird pooping on him. Also background checks and digging thru his trash."
"I was born with blonde hair and blue eyes My parents named me Michael but I totally looked like a Ryan"
"I got beat up at a black lives matter rally for complaining about my underwear These knickers where just making me so uncomfortable"
"How do you confuse a gay person? Raccoon."
"I got in touch with my inner self today... That's the last time I buy 1 ply toilet paper at the dollar store!"
"My doctor told me, ""If you don't quit smoking, it doesn't really matter how poorly you eat"" and that was the best day of my life."
"If I had a dime for every time I lost something between the couch cushions... I would probably lose those between the couch cushions too."