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Joke of the Day
"What kind of car does god drive? A Christler"
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"[spelling bee] JUDGE: Your word is ""incorrect"" KID: I haven't spelled it yet JUDGE: No, that's your word KID: T-H-A-T-'-S JUDGE: No- KID: N-"
"I always keep a taser on me in case anyone asks if they can have one of my fries."
"I was wondering why the ball was getting bigger. Then it hit me."
"Pop's Chicken Q: What did popeye do after he turned black? A: He made his own restoraunt."
"Who are the fastest readers in the world? 9/11 victims. They go through 50 stories in just a few seconds."
"What do you call an Irish snake in Lord of the Rings? Legolas"
"Q. What did one tornado say to the other? A. ""Let's twist again like we did last summer...."""
"When it comes time to claiming kids on your income tax. Hood rich"
"What did the Buffalo say to his son when he left for college? Bison."