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Joke of the Day

"So then, the rhino looked at the elephant and said ""What about the weasel?"" That's the punchline. Comment with the lead up and may the best one win."

"Wearing crocs is like getting a blow job from a guy. Feels good till you look down and realize you're gay (Credit to Adam Corolla)"

"""You're under arrest for trespassing."" ""On what grounds?"" -FromJokester4Android"

"When I bend down to feed the cat she leaps onto my back.When I try to stand back up it's the saddest tiny rodeo you've ever seen."

"It must be hard to judge a wet t-shirt contest. I saw one recently and all the t-shirts looked equally wet."

"Did you here about the women who died after masturbating with a carrot? That was a dildon't"

"What did the nosey pepper do? It got jalepeno business!"

"Q: Why do blondes put rulers on their foreheads? A: They want to measure their intelligence."

"I'm starting a self-serve fork business. It's called Go Fork Yourself."

"I bet kangaroos get drunk and find some ridiculous shit in their pouches in the morning."