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Joke of the Day

"No Wonder black people are so fast! Having a 3rd leg really helps."

"Q: Why does the corn get mad at the farmer? A: Because he is always pulling on his ears."

"What do they call traffic laws in 3rd world countries? Guidelines"

"Did you hear about the dyslexic devil worshipper ? He sold his soul to Santa."

"How can you tell when a mechanic has had sex? When one of his fingers is clean."

"Did you hear about the gym employee that got fired? He didn't work out."

"Why did Barty Crouch Jr. stop drinking? It was making him Moody"

"I couldn't figure out how my seatbelt worked. But then it clicked."

"English: i before e, except after c. Science: Ummmm, No."

"Congrats Amy Winehouse on being 5 years sober"