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Joke of the Day
"What's the difference between a Jewish mother and a terrorist? You can negotiate with terrorists."
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"There is only one true way to make your pancakes more metal Start referring to maple syrup as tree blood."
"What do you call a black Eskimo dog ? A dusky husky !"
"You like I Can't Believe It's Not Butter?! Then you'll love Aunt Jemima's new ""You Butter Recognize!"""
"What do you call an alligator wearing a vest? an Investigator"
"Man gets his knob out at the supermarket Clerk sees it and says, ""You're in the wrong place, the locksmith's is next door."""
"What do nazi's use to clean their yard of dog shit? The Turd Rake."
"What does IRE-1 say to XBP1 mRNA? Prepare to get RIDD of your intron."
"TIL four Chinese brothers attempted to invent the airplane but failed miserably Apparently two Wongs don't make a Wright"
"What did the angry octopus say to the octopus that made him mad? POW POW POW POW POW POW POW POW Right in the kisser!"