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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between a Jewish mother and a terrorist? You can negotiate with terrorists."

"It's a pleasure to see you and another not to see."

"What is the difference between the hot girl at work and the one at home? You can assign tasks to the first kind!"

"[boss starts giggling uncontrollably during his presentation as I tickle a voodoo doll]"

"""shaved carrots instead of cheese"" lol okay Vogue thanks for the diet advice those totally taste the same"

"Seven year old brother hit me with this one Him: How do people look at the internet? Me: How? Him: With their google-y eyes"

"This cashier just held my five dollar bill up to the light in case you're wondering how I do with first impressions."

"There are more and more suicide bombers around nowadays isn't there... then again... also less and less."

"I've been going to the gym for five years now and I still don't have abs. It sucks being the cleaner."

"I like a lot of different kinds of breakfast, but I only eat one at a time. I'm a cereal monogamist."