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Joke of the Day
"The cutest thing my SO does... Her handwriting looks like she has Parkinson's"
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"I'm boycotting terrorism From now on I'm drinking all of my whiskey neat, no more ISIS"
"What's white on top and black on bottom? Society. Whats black on top and white on bottom? rape."
"I miss my dog so much since he died, I just paid a homeless guy to come over and take a shit on my kitchen floor and then eat it."
"I just ate a watch... ... It was time consuming. I'm thinking of going for seconds."
"How can you spot a Canadian They're the ones that say ""Thank You"" to the ATM"
"What did the southern gentleman say to the prostitute? Hello ma'am, what can I do you for?"
"Why did the Mexican push his wife off a cliff? Tequillllaaaa"
"Drop down towl for 200 $oh yes he probably came to bring my 200 euro's he owed me He borrowed it from me yesterday"
"looney toons fans: ah, good... once again elmer has failed to put food on the table... he won't survive the winter. this is truly hilarious"