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Joke of the Day
"makes sense that the CEO of Apple came out as gay. He kept resisting my technological advances."
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"""Hey! You took my daughter's virginity!"" ""Sorry, sir. It won't happen again."""
"I feel sorry for Piers Morgan. He's basically Piers Morgan, trapped in Piers Morgan's body."
"I secretly love men from Scotland... It's my kilty pleasure."
"What do vegetarian zombies eat? Graaaaaaiiiins......"
"How many bears would Bear Grylls grill if Bear Grylls could grill bears? None. He'd eat them raw!"
"Hugh Hefner and Larry King used to room together when they helped build the pyramids."
"What do you call an intelligent blonde? A Labrador."
"Never commit a crime while working out Lest you get ill gotten gainz."
"Hockey fights are cool but imagine the make up sex afterwards in the locker room."