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Joke of the Day

"What do you do with an elephant with three balls? Walk him and pitch to the rhino. For non-Americans, this is a baseball joke"

"What do you call a person who hates fat people? Weighcist"

"Last night I lay in bed ...looking up at the beautiful stars shining in the night sky. And I thought to myself... Where the heck is the ceiling?!?"

"You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make it drink... However, you can certainly stand there until it gets thirsty."

"Understanding women isn't rocket science. Rocket science has rules and boundaries."

"Robin Williams It's a shame about robin Williams, but it's his own Damn fault. He should have listened to tinkerbell when she said ""think happy thoughts, think happy thoughts"""

"Michael Cera pretending to read the nutritional facts when his dad catches him struggling to open a jar of pickles"

"""my dad could beat up your dad"" we're brothers you idiot *cut to dad stepping on rake, knocking himself out*"

"A coworker told me she was ""catching up on her correspondence"" so apparently it's 1932 here at my workplace."

"An Irishman walks out of a bar. Edit: For clarification, that's the joke."