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Joke of the Day

"Why did the dog's owner think his dog was a great mathematician? When he asked the dog what six minus six was the dog said nothing."

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"Why couldn't the lake birds get along? Because they were SWAN enemies."
"There's been lots of ""OH MY GOD!"" screams coming from the room opposite mine; I just wish the couple in there didn't pick now to be praying."
"Did you know our brains are 75% fat? Thinking about putting mine on a diet."
"Who was Mobutu's father? Mobu One"
"Did you hear the one about the woman with a breast implant made of wood? It would be funny if it had a punchline Wooden tit"
"Of course everyone seems sexy in a nightclub. There's liquor and you can't hear them."
"Son asking father. Why are niggers so black daddy? Well son, whip this one while I think about it."
"What do you calla nosy pepper? Jalapeno business"
"Some jerk called me ""pretentious"" so I called him a ""planktupus."" I can make up nonsense words too."