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Joke of the Day
"Why Aren't SJW's Allowed In The Military? They are too trigger-happy."
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"Honey, I Shrunk Wrapped the Samdwiches for the Kids' Lumches is There Anythimg Else You Want Me to Do You Kno Theres a Big Game Tonigt Right"
"Why do lesbians shop at sports authority? Because they hate Dicks"
"What did the hot dog say when it crossed the finish line? ""I'm a wiener!"""
"what do you call a pair of scratchy balls testickles"
"My mother-in-law fell down a wishing well, I was amazed, I never knew they worked."
"My wife thinks I'm cheating on her. Because none of our kids look like her."
"The psychology of a man who pays more than $50 for a pair of jeans is more impenetrable to me than that of Hitler."
"Did you know there is going to be a spin-off from that old show touched by an angel It's going to be called Touched by a Priest."
"Some guy just passed toilet paper under the stall without me even asking. I'm not sure if he is a pervert or a wizard."