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Joke of the Day

"Why Aren't SJW's Allowed In The Military? They are too trigger-happy."

"The joke's on you officer. That breathalyzer won't tell you how much cocaine I've snorted tonight."

"What did the sick gyro say to the other gyro? I falafel."

"What do you call a Chinese guy when he's laughing? Lmao"

"Why is it hard to sell bibles in Germany? Because it's a Nietzsche Market."

"3 words that wins a girl's heart. Suck my dick"

"Terrible Chemistry Joke Timmy was a Chemist But now he is no more What he thought was H2O Was H2SO4"

"If you burn a cookie in the shape of a Star Wars character... ...is it crunchy or Chewie?"

"What's the difference between Italian and Polish sausage? About 2-3 inches."

"If I owned a pet store Id put a different rat in the turtle cage every night just to see if any of the turtles knew karate the next morning."