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Joke of the Day
"Why is it hard to sell bibles in Germany? Because it's a Nietzsche Market."
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"Life sucks, I lent a guy ten grand to get plastic surgery, and now I don't know what he looks like."
"A girl says to a salesman, ""I'm not sure if I should buy a sweatshirt or a windbreaker."" He says, ""Well, that depends. Are you gonna sweat, or are you gonna break wind?"""
"Have you heard the one about the successful black man? Neither have I! I hope this isn't a repost. I made this joke, but I wouldn't be surprised if somebody else thought of it before me."
"Did you all hear about this morning after pill? Or what I like to call breakfast in bed."
"What type of music do astronauts love? Neptunes!"
"I'm pregaming for Thanksgiving by eating 15 ham steaks and yelling at someone's family."
"What do you call a dead chicken that's haunting your house? A poultrygeist"
"What does an obese white woman have in common with a brick? Eventually, they're both getting laid by a Mexican."
"What is the speed of sex? 68. Cuz at 69 you eat it."