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Joke of the Day

"I wanted to be a banker But then I lost interest."

"How does one call a female COCK-roach? A henroach. No pussy joke here, you dirty pervert."

"What's the difference between America and a pot of yogurt? If you leave a pot of yogurt alone for 200 years it develops a culture."

"What do you call a German grocery store that carries everything but fish? Not Sea Food."

"2 condoms are walking down the street and pass a gay bar... One turns to the other and says ""Hey, you wanna go get shit faced?"""

"Why did the college student ask for a refund on his student loan? #Because his *degree* didn't work!"

"How can you tell if a 14 year old smokes weed? Just wait. They'll tell you."

"i don't know why people think women are weak... well hell pots and pans are heavy"

"If the Nazi's were a football team, what would be their favorite play? Blitz!"

"My girlfriend asked me to get her something that made her look sexy. I got drunk!"