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Joke of the Day

"I wanted to be a banker But then I lost interest."

"If ur a guy riding on a motorcycle with another guy, it's best to sit facing each other. 1 man mounted behind another that just looks bad"

"What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in a pile of leaves? Russell"

"I had a friend who was right handed but left footed... But he's all right now..."

"myself. Sometimes I get ahead of"

"""Tell me where the money is or else I kill the girl"" -just to be clear, if I don't tell you she dies but I get to live right?"

"In most conversations, my face is basically a red battery logo with 10% written next to it."

"Why can't I be rubied or diamonded. NOOO. I had to be jaded."

"Whats the difference between a refrigerator and a gay man? Refrigerators don't fart when you pull the meat out."

"Moms. The original autocorrect."