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Joke of the Day

"Whats the difference between a refrigerator and a gay man? Refrigerators don't fart when you pull the meat out."

"First Kangaroo: How do you tell the difference between an elephant and a rhinoceros? Second Kangaroo: The elephant has a better memory."

"WHO THE FUCK TOOK MY... oh there it is."

"What does a Gorilla learn first in school? The Apey-cees!"

"The Republicans haven't got a single candidate who could survive a Willie Wonka factory tour."

"why did the chicken cross the road? I dont know..."

"What do you call a dog with no legs? Nothing, because he could never come."

"I'm not positive, but I think when you say you're ""over"" something, YOU STOP TALKING ABOUT IT."

"I loved John Hurt so much... that I'm not even going to make the joke that my heart John Hurts right now. Even though it would make me feel better."

"End Jokes/Quotes from the tv series QI - Season 1 Short quotes and jokes by Stephen Fry at the end of each episode of the show."