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Joke of the Day

"Whats the difference between a refrigerator and a gay man? Refrigerators don't fart when you pull the meat out."

"When someone's all, ""Words cannot begin to describe ..."" I'm all YES THEY CAN YOU HAVE A LIMITED VOCABULARY."

"""Do you smell the updoc?"", I say to my pet bunny. My bunny replies with silence. I know that someday he will say it and I am willing to wait"

"Run over by a Limo My mate got run over this morning by a limousine, it took fucking ages..."

"Dora the explorers parents don't give any kind of shit about Dora. She's 7 and she's flying planes and shit to South America with a monkey!"

"Q: You're on top of Mount Everest. How do you get down? A: Pluck a duck."

"Why did Gateway computers go out of business? Because they led to stronger and addictive computers."

"Whats the difference between a truckload of bowling balls and a truckload of dead babies? You cant unload the bowling balls with a pitchfork!"

"Maybe your parents told you a watched pot never boils so you wouldn't go around sticking your face near boiling water, idiot."

"You need a woman whose last name doesn't end in .jpg, .wmv, or .mpg"