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Joke of the Day

"In most conversations, my face is basically a red battery logo with 10% written next to it."

"How do a neckbeard's cells divide? by m'tosis"

"TIL this is a shameless copy of one of the top posts on this sub just changing a few words Woops wrong sub"

"Why can't Chinese couples have caucasian babies? Because two wongs dont make a white"

"Just found out my daughter's super power is repeating what I've said about others as soon as she meets them."

"Did you know that diarrhea is hereditary? It runs in your genes!"

"What was the oak's favorite subject? Chemistree."

"You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on."

"Instead of ""single"" as a marital status, it should read ""independently owned and operated"""

"I was in a horrible accident a few years ago, and I suffered some brain damage and lost feeling to my whole left side. I'm feeling all right now"