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Joke of the Day
"When a couple breaks up never believe her story Why? Because only history is reliable."
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"My answer to most questions is an intelligible grunt, a flustered pointing motion, & a 3 hour nap."
"What do you get when you run over a goose? Goose bumps."
"What do you call a guy in a wheelchair? Whatever you like, what's he going to do about it anyway?"
"Why should you never have sex in an Olive Garden? Because when you're there, you're family."
"I just ran out of tissues... Lately, it's been coming in handy"
"My boss hates it when I shorten his name to ""Dick"". Especially since his name is Steve."
"The M and the N are too close together on the keyboard, and now she wants to know why I keep calling her homey."
"""Thanks for nothing, Evolution."" - Flightless Birds"
"Becoming a vegan ...was a big missed steak"