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Joke of the Day

"My manicurist mother and dentist father didn't like each other... They fought tooth and nail all the time."

"If you want my opinion ask my wife"

"What's long, black, and smelly? The unemployment line"

"Who is tall dark and a great dancer ? Dark Raver !"

"Sorry to all the people my 3yo has yelled at for eating ice cream in a car. Telling him it was illegal was wrong. I know this now."

"What do you call promoting a broom to the highest rank in the military? A Sweeping Generalization."

"newfie joke How did the newfie injure himself raking leaves? He fell out of the tree"

"Ran out of Manila envelops. Off to the Philippines."

"What do you call when a blonde dyes her hair brown? Artificial Intelligence"

"Some random guy on the street turned me into a bottle of tequila which rather annoyed me. I hate when people Patronize me"