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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a military base that has quadrupled in size? Four-tified"
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"What did Eminem say when his label spelled his name wrong? It doesn't Mather."
"I'm at my parenting best when I randomly yell out ""be careful!"" every few minutes without looking up from my phone."
"What is your funniest joke about the French? Mine is this: How do you pick out the Frenchmen in a room full of naked soldiers? They're the ones with sunburned armpits."
"What's a pigs favorite morning tv show ? Morning Ham"
"Me: Can I have some of your candy? 3-year-old: Can I have some of your beer? Me: 3: Me: 3: Me: Deal. Wife: NO!"
"IT Jokes 3 Database SQL walked into a NoSQL bar. A little while later, they walked out... Because they couldn't find a table."
"Why does not a forth-grader ever take the bus home? Because he knew his parents will make him return it."
"Doritos announced new Pride-Flag inspired rainbow colored tortilla chips This will be the first time finishing a bag of Doritos has ever been associated with pride. Credit: @LateNightSeth"
"Everyone's switching from the iPhone 5 to the iPhone 6 for an extra inch ...I sure hope my girlfriend doesn't do the same."