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Joke of the Day
"What's a pigs favorite morning tv show ? Morning Ham"
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"First Time Around What do you call your first time masturbating? A first hand experience."
"Knock Knock! Who's there? Dwayne. Dwayne who? Dwayne the pool please, I'm dwaoning!"
"Why did the polish person marry someone from the other side of the country? Because opposite poles attract"
"if you would've told me back in 1999 that we'd still be using animated gifs in 2015 I would've said ""wow what a boring conversation"""
"Be strong, I whispered to my WiFi signal."
"The closest I get to exercising is when I trip on the sidewalk and pretend jog for like 10 feet."
"OC that I came up with whilst daydreaming: Why is there no sofa in the forbidden kingdom? ... because Mao is more of a chair man!"
"There is a trend in psychotherapy called Anger Expression therapy where the patient is to express any anger immediately no matter how small or trivial. Its all the rage."
"One day I mixed my girlfriend up with flour and butter then I stirred in some milk and sugar. She's scone now..."