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Joke of the Day
"What did the caveman give his wife on Valentine's Day? Ughs and kisses!"
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"My wife asks me to remind her about stuff. That way if she forgets something, it's my fault."
"Interviewer: How would you describe yourself? Me: Verbally. But I've also prepared a dance."
"What kind of pants does Super Mario wear? Denim denim denim"
"Went to the hardware store today... I picked up a can of insecticide and asked the guy behind the counter if this was good for ants. Old man says ""nope, it'll kill em"""
"What's the most offensive joke you've ever heard?"
"What's the difference between Jesus and a picture of Jesus? The picture only takes one nail"
"The difference between Chuck Norris and Bruce Lee? Why does Chuck Norris have a lot of jokes but Bruce Lee doesn't? Because Bruce Lee is no joke..."
"Saw this quote behind a auto rickshaw I couldn't afford a Volkswagen. Thus, auto."
"What is yellow and can't swim An excavator :D"