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Joke of the Day
"Interviewer: How would you describe yourself? Me: Verbally. But I've also prepared a dance."
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"What do McDonald's and a pedophile have in common? They both stick their meat between seven-year-old buns."
"Apple products of late is a crime against good design The iPhone battery case should be charged as an accessory"
"""Why do rednecks act like such morons?'' ""Who says they're acting?"""
"Three nuns are sitting on a park bench. Then a man comes up and exposes himself to them. Two of them have a stroke. But the third one couldn't reach"
"I met a guy with 5 penises... His pants fit him like a glove."
"Grammar it is said by people that know grammar The shortest sentence in the English language is: I am, and the longest sentence is: I do."
"How much do pirates charge for piercings? A buck an ear."
"What did one crab say to the other? ""Damn this bitch is nasty!"""
"What did the Muslim Terrorist say when he bombed Hawaii? Oahu Akbar!"