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Joke of the Day
"What's the most offensive joke you've ever heard?"
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"Why is the universe feminine in nature? Because it's made up of galaxies."
"How do you send a sandwich to someone on a computer? in bytes"
"How are tornadoes and women alike? They both moan like hell when they come, and they take the whole damn house when they leave."
"I may be a bit rusty, but if the world ever needs me to climb into a triangle and shoot asteroids, I'm ready."
"Yo mamma so stupid when she heard of ""orange is the new black"" she thought Donald Trump became the president."
"What did the Dalai Llama play on stage at Glastonbury? Yakmanninov"
"What is a Jawa's favorite food? Poutini!"
"I've got reverse Benjamin Button disease."
"""wow with attitude like this do you even have friends"" me: yes in fact i have all 10 seasons of it"