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Joke of the Day
"What's the most offensive joke you've ever heard?"
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"A man goes to the zoo. There's only one animal. It's a dog. It's a shitzu."
"I'm making a documentary... I'm making a controversial documentary that reveals decades of covered-up sexual misconduct in youth tennis programs across the country. It's called *15 - Love*."
"What idiot called it ""salad"" and not ""la sad"""
"What's Goku's favorite subject? Super Science."
"What 2 things do Winnie the Pooh and John the Baptist have in common? They both ate honey and they both have the same middle name."
"A complete list of movie roles turned down by Nicolas Cage:"
"The restaurant I work at has a lot of short girls who can't reach the higher up shelves and constantly ask for help. I guess you could say we're frequently short-staffed."
"A man fixes things If a man says he will fix something, he will! There's no need to remind him every six months..."
"GENIE: you have found my lamp, so I must grant you four wishes ME: I thought it was three? GENIE: You need four"