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Joke of the Day

"A guy walks into a bar... The real joke is in the comments."

"What do you call a politician with premature ejaculation? A one-pump Trump"

"I told my mom I wanted to become a stand up comedian. She laughed."

"A guy with a huge cock enters a bar... He has to call the fire department to get it off."

"Things I use my car for, from most to least: 1)Tweeting while parked 2)Snacking 3)Transporting bugs that can fly but are lazy 4)Driving"

"The elevators aren't working and I work on the 10th floor. I just may become the first person ever to call in sick from the security desk."

"What do you call it when a doctor gives up halfway through an abortion? A portion."

"Chemistry Joke! Why can't acids argue well? All their statements are baseless."

"Quiz time Folks: The Bangles sang a song called, Walk Like an: A) gyptian B) gyptian C) gyptian D) gyptian E) gyptian."

"I tried to disrupt my bio teacher today and asked her what her favorite codon was She said stop"