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Joke of the Day
"What happens when a lumberjack doesn't know which tree to cut next? He gets stumped."
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"Teacher : Make up a sentence using the word lettuce ! Pupil : Let us out of school early !"
"My Future I have a lot more trust and faith in my guidance counselor's advice after getting an empty fortune cookie at a chinese restaurant."
"I've been holding my stomach in for 3 years now so don't talk to me about dedication!"
"A guy calls his local butchery... - Do you have chicken paws? - Yes - Do you have chicken wings? - Yes, I do - Do you have pig's head? - Sure - You must look really funny then"
"Some of the Southern states seem like they're at least 90% Christian. And that's just roughly a Conservative estimate."
"What does a Gorilla learn first in school? The Apey-cees!"
"What do you get when you mix batteries and water? Watt-er"
"I call my penis Oscar Pistorius. It only goes inside for a disappointingly short period of time."
"Solving the Mystery by Ivor Clew"