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Joke of the Day
"Why was my other pillow jealous? Because I like to sleep around."
Next Joke
"My ""I'm enraged!"" status update on Facebook garnered a lot of congratulations from people who don't read well."
"I'm glad so many American children have smart phones since they don't have an education."
"BLIND DINOSAUR Q: What do you call a blind dinosaur? A: Do-you-think-he-saur-us."
"If guys were smart, they'd forget the nightclubs and watch the supermarket for girls who buy frozen dinners and cat food."
"Did you hear about the angry pancake!? Well one day he ***flipped***!!!"
"My 13 year old daughter just lit a cigarette at the kitchen table. I've never been more furious! And in front of her kids too!"
"Why does an ethiopian baby cry? He's having a midlife crisis."
"My Czech mate is surprisingly bad at chess"
"What yelling. Four while playing golf actually stands for It stands for, ""FOR THE LOVE OF GOD YOURE ABOUT TO DIE!"""