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"Do you know Forest Gump's Facebook password? 1Forest1"
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"Why did the Siamese twins move to England? So the one on the right could drive for a change."
"a friend took Exlax and viagra at the same time... .. he didnt know if he was coming or going."
"orange in the 60s, mus in the 70s, poon in the 80s, wu in the 90s. - the history of tang"
"You know what sucks? Vacuum cleaners"
"What are unicorns who want better working enviroments for their fellow employees? Unioncorns."
"oooh pretty wing tattoos on your back, do they symbolize how you have no idea how big wings need to be to carry your weight"
"My ex posted a pic captioned, ""Just me"" and I commented, ""Yes just you and your 7 personalities"""
"There are rumors that Robert Pattinson from the ""Twilight"" movies may be the next Indiana Jones. If there is one thing I want with my rugged action heroes, it's a little bit of sparkle!"
"What do you call someone who dyes their hair red? Trans-ginger"