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Joke of the Day

"People are asking if capes are welcome at #ScienceMarch - yes - but please think of the aerodynamics if it happens to be windy!"

"What's the difference between a woman and a computer? You can actually punch information into a computer."

"I saw a lady at work today doing ""breathing exercises"" and realized for the first time how lucky I was that breathing came naturally to me."

"If Jared Fogle gets any rounder he may go Full Circle."

"What's the difference between a crackhead and a John? A crackhead buys crack so he can put it into his pipe and burn it. A John pays so that he can put his pipe into a crack that might burn him."

"How did I get out of Iraq? Iran."

"How many Germans does it take to change a light bulb? None. German light bulbs are quality products."

"""I don't understand what this statue of a man talking is supposed to mean"" ""It's confusing, but I think it's a figure of speech."""

"I don't see why racists are upset with Harriet Tubman being on the $20 bill... They can finally legally own a black person again."

"You know it wasn't always called club penguin. The original name was club seals, not sure why they changed it."