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Joke of the Day
"What do you call it when a lemon jerks off her own brother until he chafes? Inzest"
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"If you're not using Social Media to spout your uninformed opinion then you're totally missing the point of the Internet."
"He says I'm cute when I'm mad. Well he has no idea of how gorgeous I can be."
"How do you know if an introvert likes you? He looks at your shoes instead of his"
"Why did Moohamad eat his wives out so much? Allah spoke the kuran to him through the bush."
"What do you call a blind dinosaur? Doyouthinkhesaurus?"
"A man is suing a hardware for selling him a bucket with holes in it. Personally, I don't think his argument holds water."
"Why did simbas father die in lion king? Because he couldn't Mufasa."
"I made a model aircraft. I wanted it to be an unpainted smooth finish wooden aircraft. So I made a plain planed plane plane."
"speak, three languages you are trilingual, two, bi-lingual, what do they call you if you only speak one language? American"