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Joke of the Day

"Arguing with a woman is a lot like reading a license agreement By the end, you ignore everything and just click ""agree""."

"I dunno Discovery Channel, if you think crabs are the deadliest thing you can catch, you've obviously never slept with my sister Ashley."

"Why did the stadium get hot after the game? Because all the fans left"

"Did you hear about the 150 lb. man who had 75 lb. testicles? He was half nuts!!!"

"Rick Astley is willing to let you borrow any movie from his Pixar collection, with one exception. He's never gonna give you Up."

"So many good trailers; so few good movies."

"People say his actions move people to tears. well I wasn't aware he was rapist."

"I always get chloroform confused with chlorophyll. This guy I kidnapped is awake and angry but his leaves have never been more lush."

"Who do you call a stupid whore? Your mother, that is who i call a stupid whore"

"Why are there more female than male archeologists? They always want to find a new bone."