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Joke of the Day
"What is a Thai person's finishing fight move. Bangkok."
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"Why did the religious person give up smoking? Because God hates fags."
"Why was 6 afraid of 7? It wasn't. Numbers aren't capable of having any sort of feelings, and you are weird for thinking they do."
"I hate people who think it's cool to take drugs ...like customs officers"
"What did the ear of corn say when all of its clothes fell off? Aw shucks!"
"Last night I was using Google docs This morning I decided to use Google moorings."
"A penguin walks into a bar... He goes up to the barman and says, ""Have you seen my father in here today?"" The barman says, ""I don't know, what does he look like?"""
"WIFE: How's the ventriloquism going? ME: Not good. WIFE: But I got you that Ventriloquism For Dummies book. ME: I don't think he read it."
"Jew joke What is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? They don't scream when you put them in a oven!"
"What's in a tweet? That which you call your bowel movement, by any other tweet is still an odious hot mess."