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Joke of the Day

"From the list of things you should not be cheap about: pens, chairs, prostitutes, coffee, and dentists."

"While in prison, I asked the Calvinist, ""Why did you kill your family?"" He answered, ""I had to know."""

"What do politicians do for fun? Rave at the party."

"Cop: First name please... ""Frida"" Cop: Last name... ""Gomam"" Cop: You're Frida Gomam? *peels out* Cop: Nice, nice"

"why did the printing company only print in small print? because yo momma works there and she can only print in LARGE PRINT GET REKT SIT DOWN SHUT UP!"

"For girls who said all guys are assholes Who told you do try them all?"

"What type of people can you not stand? People in wheelchairs"

"How do Mexicans keep their food warm? Chicken Fajitas."

"I don't know what you guys are talking about. I drank pineapple juice earlier and my jizz doesn't taste any different."

"Why were the Persians attracted to the Anatolian Greeks? Because they were Ionic."