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Joke of the Day
"What happened to Ray when he met the man-eating monster? He became an ex-Ray."
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"Who makes more money, a cocaine dealer or a prostitute? A prostitute because she can always wash her crack and sell it again!"
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"Missing LSD tablets Hey Gran, you haven't seen my tablets, they're labelled LSD. Gran: Fuck your tablets, have you seen the dragons in the kitchen!"
"So, the Muslim word for sin is haram... ... does that mean a Muslim's sinful girlfriend would be called a... Haram bae? I'll see myself out."
"Why did the mexican take xanax? For hispanics attacks"
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"A Native American just published a novel Critics consider it a Seminole work."