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Joke of the Day
"What does 90 year old vagina taste like? Depends"
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"Sisters are like fat thighs They stick together."
"My sister told the police that I mistreat my pets. My own little sister! I guess that's the thanks I get for giving her a goldfish necklace."
"""I maul out of love"" - Bear Supply"
"What do you call someone who is skilled with their mouth? A cunning linguist."
"I get so many panic attacks, that If I was a wrestler my signature move would be 'The Chest Clutch', where I get pinned as I grab my chest."
"Wanna hang together? ill bring the rope"
"My friend Herbert recently died from an overdose of weedkiller. The cause of death was determined to be Herbicide."
"I play hard to get; if it's hard, you're getting it."
"What did I have to tell the homeopathic drug addict? That's an oxy, moron!"