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Joke of the Day
"What do Fall Out Boy say after titty-fucking their girlfriends? THANKS FOR THE MAMMARIES!"
Next Joke
"What sexual position produces the ugliest babies? Go ask your mother."
"Why did no one notice Thor's brother? Because he was low-key"
"How much space does fungi need to grow? As Mushroom as possible."
"Have you guys heard the one about the sidewalk? Its all over town!"
"Right? That noise. ~Me pretending that I know what I'm talking about when I get my car serviced"
"Have you seen the movie, Constipated? Of course not. It hasn't came out, yet"
"ANOTHER CHICKEN, ANOTHER ROAD Q: Why did the stoner cross the road? A: Who else would follow a chicken?"
"Do you have something against black people?!?!!? Yes, an alarm system."
"Not liking me will always be your problem. Never mine."