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Joke of the Day
"How do you spell anarchy? Any way you fucking want."
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"How did the butcher introduce his wife? Meet Patty!"
"What do you call a women who always knows where her husband is? A widow"
"I'll do anything to prove I'm not lazy. I'll go the whole three yards."
"Last time I was upset, my dog brought me all of his toys and laid on my head."
"Do you ever play a song and then realise you were too distracted to appreciate the beauty of the song so you replay it?"
"Her: Hi, I'm Jane Me: I'm Christopher, but everyone calls me Dick for short. Her: How do you get Dick from Christopher? Me: You Ask nicely."
"My Roomba sucked up some cocaine & cleaned the entire house in 5 mins. Now my jewelry's missing & the Roomba's trying to bang the blender."
"Is it getting solipsistic in here, or is it just me?"
"A soldier survived mustard gas in battle, and then peppery spray by the police... he is now a seasoned veteran"