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Joke of the Day

"Do you ever play a song and then realise you were too distracted to appreciate the beauty of the song so you replay it?"

"20 blondes are standing outside a bar. On the other side of the street another blond is walking by; ""Hey, come over here. You have to be 21 to enter"""

"How do you catch a Polar bear? Cut a hole in the ice, place peas around the hole and when the Polar bear comes up to take a pea, you kick it in the icehole. :)"

"I walk the walk. I talk the talk. But mostly I sit the sit."

"I like to push the ""stop time"" button on the microwave and walk around in slow motion until my wife calls me an idiot."

"How many radical feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? That's not funny."

"How many non-delivering OPs does it take to screw in a light bulb?"

"I'm smarter than I look. I was gonna say -more intelligenter- but wasn't sure how to spell it so..."

"How do the Greeks seperate the men from the boys? A crowbar."

"Can't wait till bin Laden slips up and checks-in on Foursquare."