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Joke of the Day

"A soldier survived mustard gas in battle, and then peppery spray by the police... he is now a seasoned veteran"

"I've just broke up with my girlfriend. ""It's not you,"" I said. ""It's me: I hate you."""

"Why did the chicken cross the rhoad... To get to the other island."

"What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut you racist fucks."

"What did the Mexican say when two houses fell on him? Get off me homes!"

"My girlfriend likes golden meteor showers (I have kidney stones)"

"Doctor Doctor I keep thinking I'm a caterpillar Don't worry you'll soon change!"

"Your mother is so stupid, she thinks Moby Dick is a venereal disease."

"Having sex with children is fucking tight."

"Guys, I have good news, and bad news. The bad news is I don't actually have any good news. But the good news is that I don't actually have any bad news."