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Joke of the Day
"Is it getting solipsistic in here, or is it just me?"
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"Start a mathematical hip-hop duo called ""E"" Because E equals MC^2"
"How to discipline your rock *you hit rock bottom*"
"No matter what people think of you, walk around with your head held high. Multiple chins are not cute."
"Why wife accused me of being a transvestite. So I packed her things and left."
"There's a new police bar in town. I hear it's very copular."
"Oklahoma asked California about all these earthquakes recently. California said ""It's not our fault."""
"Love is like peeing yourself.... everyone can see but only you feel the warmth."
"A man is kicked off a plane for playing online games. He was simply trying to have fun above all."