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Joke of the Day

"Talking about me behind my back? Good. My ass likes attention."

"What do you call a gay farmer? A jolly rancher!"

"Condoms... Are for pussies."

"What is wonder woman's favorite drug? Heroine."

"Don't worry, everyone else is as confused as you, I swear."

"Her: I have Netflix if you wanna come watch a movie :) Me: No it's ok, I have my own account [60 years later on deathbed] Me: Wait a minute"

"Two married man talking.. 1st man: Im so lucky, my wife is an angel. 2nd man: Good for you! Mine's still alive."

"Party host: Anyone here allergic to nuts? Because I like to rest mine on the table."

"A black man takes a girl home from a nightclub... ...She says ""Show me it's true what they say about black men"". So he stabs her & nicks her purse."

"What are some funny offensive jokes? Title"