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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a gay farmer? A jolly rancher!"
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"My wife called me a child. I told her, be careful who you're calling a child because if I'm a child, that makes you a pedophile. And I'll be damned if I'm gonna sit here and get lectured by a pervert."
"Why did the cowboy get a dachshund? Because he wanted to get a long little doggy."
"You know what they say when you gamble with Chinese food, you dim sum, you lose some."
"I almost wish the guy I'm stalking would find me and call the cops. These bushes are scratchy and my legs are cramping."
"test. don't click. **woah this is thick** *tower of pisa* super^man ~~assassinated~~ [NotPorn](httP://pornhub.com)"
"Hey, guy who sniffs wine then talks about its oakiness or whatever, could you stop being a serial killer"
"I got a job as a triangle player in a Reggae band... I just stand at the back and ting"
"Should English be the only official language of the EU? No."
"If the Hipster fad were to end... Would we even hear about it?"