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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a blonde with half a brain? Gifted"
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"My FYI's are becoming TMI's."
"I love math but you know what I find odd? Numbers that aren't divisible by two."
"What has 72 legs and 26 teeth? The first row of a country concert."
"Premiering 2017. They never saw him coming. Sean Penn is The Retard Pope"
"""I'm a feminist,"" he said wanttogetintoyourpantsingly."
"The weather in New England meant they had to delay the victory parade for the Patriots. They must feel really deflated."
"What do you call a serial killer who can kill with both hands? Ambi*Dexter*ous"
"I'm emotionally constipated... Haven't given a shit in days."
"If I ever find out that my wife is going to be an octo-mom... I'm octa-gone."