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Joke of the Day
"The shortest joke in the world 'Dwarf Shortages'"
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"Knock Knock Who's there ! Alligator ! Alligator who ? Alligator for her birthday was a card !"
"Heard this one in a film you all might have seen A man is talking to his son and says, ""You know, son, if you don't stop masturbating, you're going to go blind."" The son says, ""Dad, I'm over here."""
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"Helen Keller walks into a bar.... And then a table. And then a chair. Another table...."
"Punctuation is really important: it's the difference between helping your uncle jack off a horse, and helping your uncle, Jack, off a horse."
"I used to be a halogen Then I took a proton to the Ne."
"A girl told me she loved vintage once... So I locked her in the kitchen and told her she couldn't vote"
"What's the difference between a cat and a comma One has claws at the end of its paws, the other's a pause at the end of its clause."