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Joke of the Day

"I thought I typed ""twitter"" in my URL, but I got Hot Russian Ladies somehow instead. So, I guess I have a wife in the mail...."

"[On WebMD] I have a sore throat [Throat cancer] I wasn't done, and a stomach ache. [Cancer] Couldn't it be the flu? [If it wasn't cancer]"

"Funny Joke PF debate"

"What game do lesbians like to play? Clash of Clams"

"What's the worst thing your wife can say during sex Honey I'm home"

"My grandfather was a fantastic fisherman... they used to call him the ""Master-Baiter""."

"What is your favourite variable? I'm not sure, It's always changing."

"Did you hear Jesus was pissed about his birthday gifts? He was pretty incensed by the whole ordeal."

"Damn girl, are you an ultrasound technician? Because I'd like to know what sex we're having."

"What do you get if you cross a rhino with an elephant? I don't know but it's not relevant."