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Joke of the Day

"Made a friend today. Well, I knocked on my window when a guy walked past my house. I'll name him Terry."

"What do you call an escape artist dog? Basset Houndini"

"What did the leper say to the prostitute? ""Keep the tip"""

"What are two doctors with colds An ironic Paradox."

"In hell, your socks are always wet"

"Shouldn't you pet him first? Two guys are in a park and see a dog licking it's nuts. First Guy: ""Damn I wish I could do that"" Second Guy: ""Shouldn't you pet him first?"""

"Why do women like to be on top during sex? Because they're over cum with joy."

"You have to put a potato in the microwave to push the potato button. Other things dont turn into potatoes. *brought to you by Bounty*"

"Did you hear about the guy whose penis looks like Professor X? The resemblance is uncanny."

"Why is Donald Trump still running for president? It's the only race that he hasn't offended yet."