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Joke of the Day

"How does a woman destroy a mans pride with 4 words? Is it in yet? How does a man destroy a womans pride with 4 words? I don't know."

"I have an inferiority complex.. .. but it's not a very good one."

"Why does Yoda have the best seat on the Jedi Council? He gets a seat next to a Windu."

"White men can jump to conclusions."

"Why shouldn't you join Alcoholics Anonymous on Thanksgiving? Because all they serve is cold turkey."

"My boss let me have a day off work because my wife was having a baby The next day he asked me if it was a boy or a girl, I said i'd tell him in about 9 months"

"A guy escaped from the lunatic asylum. He broke into the local laundromat, banged the female assistant and ran off. Headline in the local newspaper next day read, ""Nut Screws Washer and Bolts""."

"""...but Neil Patrick Harris is ok."" (end of many homophobic statements)"

"My neighbour is pissed. My recycle bin has missing for months so I've been using hers. My boyfriend is missing too. Same situation."

"When Chuck Norris bowls, he moves the Earth so the pins will hit the ball"