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Joke of the Day

"[OC] Pun Joke (You might have to say this out loud) What did one smell say to the odor? ""You stink at telling jokes."""

"What's the difference between the jokes I read today, and the jokes I read last week? The posters"

"What did the Klansman say to the Muslim? Psst...Who washes your ... sheets?"

"I think I'm about to be molested by an alpaca... Today some guy on the street kept screaming at me to ""be ready for the alpaca lips"""

"There's only one kind of people in this world 1. who are good at maths 2. who aren't 3. whose dog can come up with a better tweet than this."

"""Excuse me waiter, can I have a fork?"" ""Is Pepsi okay?"""

"[doctors exam] ""I'm feeling a lump here. Here's another. You have several lumps."" -uh oh, what does that mean doc? ""it means you're fat"""

"Why does China have such a large population??? Because their condoms were Made in China."

"[wife gets in the car after talking with the priest] ""What did the priest have to say?"" ""He said you have to stop rapping over the choir."""

"Who are the fastest readers in the world? 9/11 victims. They went through 110 stories in 10 seconds."