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Joke of the Day
"What's the difference between the jokes I read today, and the jokes I read last week? The posters"
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"TIL there is a real place called The Cake is a Lie seriously, what do you expect from me?"
"Why is it a bad idea to give Elsa a balloon? Because she'll ""Let it go! Let it go!"" This joke was made up by my 5 year old nephew."
"Why was 8 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered 6 offender"
"I cannot walk on water, But I can wobble on whisky."
"I bought my cat a box of wine... The selfish rascal only wanted to play with the box! Also, it turns out I have a serious drinking problem and no cat."
"Whats the difference between a prostitute with chronic diarrhea and an epileptic oyster fisherman? The prostitute fucks between shits and the oyster fisherman shucks between fits."
"What is the difference between a cat and a comma? A cat has its claws at the end of its paws; a comma is a pause at the end of a clause."
"What do you call a scruffy lazy ant? Decadant."
"The 3yo insisted on helping me put all the laundry away. It's only taken us 6 hours & 10 minutes & apparently pants go in the fridge now."