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Joke of the Day

"Hulk got mad at his washing machine. Hulk SMASH IT! So Hulk gotta go to laundromat this morning. Hulk so stupid."

"The wife convinced me into taking her to Hawaii if she lost 20 pounds. You'd be surprised how many M&M's someone can swallow in their sleep."

"If I had a dollar every time a girl hit on me... I would still be poor"

"how do you start a rave in africa glue a piece of bread to the roof"

"According to my current parking spot I'm a physician"

"What would you get if you crossed the Easter Bunny with Chinese food? Hop suey!"

"20/20 asking Bobby Brown about his having sex with a ghost... "" What?! No, I'm sorry - I said it was a goat! """

"What kind of bees make milk instead of honey? Boobies"

"Q: How do you know when there's a elephant under your bed? A: Your nose is pressed against the ceiling."

"Why is Jesus terrible in bed? Because it takes three days for him to rise again, and two thousand years to come twice."