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Joke of the Day
"how do you start a rave in africa glue a piece of bread to the roof"
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"Hush Puppies I felt like getting some Hush Puppies, but wanted something a bit more intense, so I went to the biker bar and ordered some Shut the Fuck Up Puppies"
"My mother-in-law said that we should stay an extra day if it's too snowy to drive. SOMEONE LEND ME A SALT TRUCK."
"TIFU by getting my wife the wrong Subway sandwich Oops wrong sub"
"My friend bought a stone mirror. It reflects poorly on him."
"Mitches ain't shit but guys named Mitchell."
"Luke Skywalker uses the Force. The Force uses Chuck Norris."
"The first gay couple has married in Ireland. Please send best regards to Gerald Fitzpatrick who wedded Patrick Fitzgerald."
"What does the Mafia and pussies have in common? One slip of the tongue, and you're in deep shit"
"Whats the difference between a rooster and a prostitute? A rooster goes cockle-doodle-doo and and a prostitute goes any cock will do"